Funny sms; 9386 messages
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?
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Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon.
us pe ?I MISS YOU? Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much ?I MISS YOU?::
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YadOn ki iS duNyA mai iK paL merA ho..
PhuLon k iS chAmAn mAI ik phOoL mErA ho..
KHUDA kArE Aap jAb b SMS kAreIn ApNe dOstOn kO..
Un sAb mAi pEhLa numBER mErA ho.... ;->
KArAchi RoCk3rS
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Urgent mSg...
Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.
Soch Kya Raha Hain?
Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P
KArAchi RoCk3rS
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U r GENIUS.
U r INTELLIGENT.
U r GOOD LOOKING...
U r SMART...
There''s nO Other like u.../
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Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?
S=SUB
M=MIL ker
S=SOCHO........... ;->
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Mujhy
Tum
Se
P....
Py....
Pya........
Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..
kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
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*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
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